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  I Have Another Question

  by Law in

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  i have a friend in the national guard and he says hes thinking about converting but they dont belive in military but he needs the army to pay for college and has a 6 year commitment.

  what would happen?

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  fred
  do the names joshua, david, or samson
  somehow remind you of war?
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  Am I unwelcome here?

  by Esmeralda in

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  i've been sitting here a little while lurking about and reading posts...and.

  forcing myself not to post to several threads that i know would get me.

  i have a comment that i have to make though, and i hope that.

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  hey emy:

  hang in there, and ignore the freaks and ghouls, if you feel some type of refuge coming out here don't let the voice of some run you off,

  many wise and kind words were said throughout this thread so there is no need for me to repeat these, my sentiments echo these. . .

  perhaps the atmosphere has indeed changed, and at times it is more evident than others, i'm also relatively new here, but in the months that i have been posting and reading i have noticed a few rivalries, between some and i have also noticed a clique, seems like you have to agree with certain views and certain opinions to not be signaled out

  geez where have i heard this phrase before?

  hey whatever, GOO already mentioned that i'm among the unwanted so let the truth be known, i've never been anything but honest and outspoken, so why stop now. . .

  chuck
  of the unwanted among the unwanted class
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  Things That NEVER Made Sense To Me:

  by Englishman in

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  even when i was a dyed in the wool jw, there were a few things that never made any sense whatsoever to me.

  like most dubs, i glossed over them, here's my top 3 doubts during my period of dubdom, doubts that were never resolved:.

  "all scripture is inspired of god and beneficial for teaching".

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  anne rice
  captured the sorrow of living eternally best
  with claudia
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  JWS lose in court

  by stephenw20 in

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  bible group trespasses not forgiven.

  late-shift worker sues, wins $632 from jehovah's witnesses who woke her.

  cleona (ap) -- a lebanon county woman who said she repeatedly told jehovah's witnesses to stay off her property won a $632 judgment against one of them who showed up at her door and woke her up anyway.. 05/04/01.

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  that dub should have been underneath the car along side the sign she missed
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  Suzi Mayhem Outdoes John Cleese

  by AlanF in

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  a critique of suzi mayhem's theory of god .

  i thought, when suzi first posted this, that it was a joke something like john cleese's classic "brontosaurus theory" skit in a monty python episode.

  but mr. "dark clouds" has sort of asked me to critique it as if it were a serious theory, so here goes.. i'll address this to suzi, but suzi dear, don't take this too seriously.

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  oh alan could it be oh could it be that you are still projecting
  god diggidy dang
  possibilities are so many

  dark mind that is catchy i like it
  seems that there is alot of activity in this darkness
  more than you would ever allow yourself in the vacuum between your ears

  "you're not even wrong"

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  he was talking to you wasn't he

  It's truly amazing that someone can read words on a page and yet so completely misunderstand them.---alan

  
  the reason you still won't get off my dick
  this is exactly what i have been telling you

  in your mathematical mind you misunderstood
  it is that simple
  deal with it will you
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  Suzi Mayhem Outdoes John Cleese

  by AlanF in

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  a critique of suzi mayhem's theory of god .

  i thought, when suzi first posted this, that it was a joke something like john cleese's classic "brontosaurus theory" skit in a monty python episode.

  but mr. "dark clouds" has sort of asked me to critique it as if it were a serious theory, so here goes.. i'll address this to suzi, but suzi dear, don't take this too seriously.

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  god dang it
  the simplest things are soooo overlooked
  excuse me while i gloat!!!!

  hey alan-stein,
  you know that c in the equation
  the one that represents the speed of light
  sit down for this one

  well i'm sitting here, typing away
  remembering a class i took back in high school as a sophomore,
  astronomy it was called
  and i remember c being nick-named the speed limit of the universe
  now,
  conceptually nothing is absolute,
  example,
  atoms were assumed to be the smallest particles until
  protons, neutrons and electrons
  were discovered
  then those were followed by even smaller particles
  im not a scientist
  but i believe these were called
  quarks
  anyhows as to not go off subject
  that c in the equation it is squared
  like in
  c * c
  this implies that light has the potential to
  go even faster
  that is pretty fucking fast mate
  will you now retort that c only represents 186,000 as a numeral in the equation?
  c'mon alan if yu were so smart you would be in hawkings place writing those books
  i simply speculate because i know how to
  and im not afraid to share my views
  im not absolute
  just not afraid to question
  and think
  niter
  fuzzy boy chuck
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  Suzi Mayhem Outdoes John Cleese

  by AlanF in

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  a critique of suzi mayhem's theory of god .

  i thought, when suzi first posted this, that it was a joke something like john cleese's classic "brontosaurus theory" skit in a monty python episode.

  but mr. "dark clouds" has sort of asked me to critique it as if it were a serious theory, so here goes.. i'll address this to suzi, but suzi dear, don't take this too seriously.

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  my oh my
  that sounded like an ass being ripped anew
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  Suzi Mayhem Outdoes John Cleese

  by AlanF in

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  a critique of suzi mayhem's theory of god .

  i thought, when suzi first posted this, that it was a joke something like john cleese's classic "brontosaurus theory" skit in a monty python episode.

  but mr. "dark clouds" has sort of asked me to critique it as if it were a serious theory, so here goes.. i'll address this to suzi, but suzi dear, don't take this too seriously.

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  in the spirit of brevity and conciseness:

  someone posed a question,
  

  do you have any idea what an imaginary distance is? Or an imaginary time? Of course not, and neither does anyone else.

  apparently Steve Hawking and the rest of the mathematical community do

  ladies and gentlemen
  this is irony
  and/or a multiple personality disorder
  for later he himself
  yes fellow readers
  the poser of the question
  answered it with Steve Hawking's words. . .

  Imaginary time may sound like science fiction but it is in fact a well-defined mathematical concept.

  let the evidence speak for itself. . .

  seems irrational
  (with you being a doctor of physics and all)
  ALAN
  that you would forget having read hawking's writing
  at some point during your education,
  and considering you do know the page number. . .
  that you would then ask such a proposterous question.

  seems like the certificate is imaginary after all
  and it exists in your conceptual reality
  or should i say virtual reality

  sitting high on your throne were you?
  how's that for a slice of humble pie
  your own words betray you

  why don't you be a man about it and accept the fact that my use of the word is exactly whatyou misinterpreted and go back and read the first post
  you totally understood and understand what i said
  but you chose to be ignorant

  in the words of the tralfamadorians
  'so it goes'
  chuck
  ps. it is said that great minds think alike

  apparently hawking and i have something in common
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  How a jW can 'get away with' taking blood

  by Tallyman in

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  all you have to do is pay some (phony) penance and a variation of the following:.

  day 1 in hospital - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -.

  hlc to jw patient: did you take blood today?.

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  knowledge IS king

  thanx tally
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  Why, What, How?????...........

  by JW72 in

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  can anyone enlighten me as to how the gb got in the position they are today??.

  i'm not looking for a history lesson, but rather, what auditions did people have to under-go to prove they were 'annointed with the holy spirit' or whatever they call it.. why didn't more people leave with ray franz, he knew what he was talking about, i don't know why he hasn't nuked the remainders in brooklyn!!!!.

  ahhhhhhh, wait there, yes, i do know......... he's a nice person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

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  Fred:

  aren't you tired of assuming the position, yet?